"I think I'll get Honey another one of those bones for this weekend."

"I don't know...looks like she's still got some mileage on that one."

"Yeah, but it would probably be good to get her another one anyway, you know."

"No...I don't. Why?"

"I don't know...it just would."

"You just like buying her things."

"No...it's just I think...they've got expiration dates, those things."

"Bones?"

"Yeah. If they don't, they should. Shit ain't fresh."

"Jesus, Mike."

"She needs a new one, that's all."

"You know, you're making me jealous of her."

"Of the dog? That's crazy."

"Do you even realize it's my birthday tomorrow?"

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